The Ballad of the Political Barista by Beefywink Lyrics

I’VE BEEN FEELING RATHER REFLECTIVE RECENTLY
THIS IS SURPRISING, CONSIDERING I’M NOT A MIRROR
SHAVING MY FACE, SHAVING MY PENCIL
DRAW OUT A LINE, I'M SURE TO FOLLOW THE STENCIL
SHAVING MY FACE, SHAVING MY PENCIL
DRAW OUT A LINE, I'M SURE TO FOLLOW THE STENCIL

START YOUR DAY BADLY WITH A BREXIT BREAKFAST BAR
AND MASTURBATE TO THE LONELINESS THAT WILL ENSUE
IT’S JUST THAT USELESS KNOWLEDGE
YOU’RE ALL JUST BEING USED
SHE WAS A TWISTED TRANSISTOR
AND I CALL HER A POLITICAL BARISTA
COMBINE HOT CHOCOLATE, COFFEE AND A TORY
AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
A FUCKING MOCHA-RY

I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME LATE
(I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME)
I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME
(GAME)
LATE
(LATE)
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH
I’VE SEEN THE WHOLE TATTOO THAT RUNS
UP YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BACK AND BUM
I KNOW SHE’LL LOVE YOU
SHE LOVED ME ONCE
I’VE SEEN THE WHOLE TATTOO THAT RUNS
UP YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BACK AND BUM
I KNOW SHE’LL LOVE YOU
SHE LOVED ME ONCE

I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME LATE
(I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME)
I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME
(GAME)
LATE
(LATE)
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME LATE
(I THINK YOU JOINED THE GAME)
I THINK YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL
(KILL)
ME
(ME)
YEAH YEAH YEAH

THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE MAD AT EACHOTHER
THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE AS BAD AS EACH OTHER
THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE MAD AT EACHOTHER
THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE AS BAD AS EACH OTHER
THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE MAD AT EACHOTHER
THE KINGS AND THE BEGGARS ARE AS BAD AS EACH OTHER