Well Fuck by Beatnik Turtle Lyrics

Well fuck
My marijuana’s in my suitcase
Well fuck
Why do they always lose my luggage?

I ain’t got a belt buckle or steel toed boots
Nothing to set the detectors off
All I’ve got’s this little bag of happiness
Man, I hope I don’t get caught

Well fuck
My marijuana’s in my suitcase
Well fuck
Why do they always lose my luggage?

I think the flight attendant finds me attractive
I often distract folks that way
I asked for some pretzels and he gave me his peanuts (penis)
It’s too bad I’m not gay

Well fuck
My marijuana’s in my suitcase
Well fuck
Why do they always lose my luggage?
Well fuck