Farmer Loved An Onion by Beanpole Lyrics

[Intro]
Farmer Brown was in love
When his parents went home
He put on a rubber glove

[Chorus]
Farmer loved an onion
Its skin was very clear
It had so many layers
He had to shed a tear
Whenever they were touching
Whenever they were near

[Verse 1]
He'd had a great love in the past
‘Twas corn on the cob
And he knew it couldn’t last

[Chorus]
Farmer loved an onion
Its skin was very clear
It had so many layers
He had to shed a tear
Whenever they were touching
Whenever they were near
[Bridge]
His love was very real
His love had such appeal
The doctor said that he would heal
Until then, use some salve

[Verse 2]
They went on a date to the fair
He started to flirt
With a prize-winning Bartlett pear

[Chorus]
Farmer loved an onion
Its skin was very clear
It had so many layers
He had to shed a tear
Whenever they were touching
Whenever they were near

[Bridge]
He gave a heartfelt plea
“Oh won't you forgive me?”
And he got down on one knee
And he said, “Let's be wed, properly!”

[Outro]
Farmer Brown went to town to buy himself a wedding gown
Farmer Brown went to town to but himself a wedding gown
He had hopes, as did we, that they would raise a family
Farmer Brown went to town to buy himself a wedding gown
Farmer Brown went to town to but himself a wedding gown
He had hopes, as did we, that they would raise a family
*Hyeh*