Bathtub by Bathtub Lyrics
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub
And I'm so hecking bored right here right now
And I'm breaking through the ground right here right now
'Cause I'm like five hundred pounds right here right now
And I'm always feeling down right here right now
Why?
Because you come in me
Caring 'bout your fucking privacy
But you never cared 'bout poor old me
Then I have to drink your hair and flea
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub
We're all stuck
Stuck with glue stuff on the ground
Stuck with glue stuff on the walls
But
At least I'm not stuck to you
That would be traumatic so
Hey thank you!
But that doesn't make a difference
We still have to stay in place
Never moving
Never living life like you
But
I'm never gonna take the spoon
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub
And I'm so hecking bored right here right now
And I'm breaking through the ground right here right now
'Cause I'm like five hundred pounds right here right now
And I'm always feeling down right here right now
Why?
Because you come in me
Caring 'bout your fucking privacy
But you never cared 'bout poor old me
Then I have to drink your hair and flea
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub
We're all stuck
Stuck with glue stuff on the ground
Stuck with glue stuff on the walls
But
At least I'm not stuck to you
That would be traumatic so
Hey thank you!
But that doesn't make a difference
We still have to stay in place
Never moving
Never living life like you
But
I'm never gonna take the spoon
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Touched your wife 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke the ice 'cause I am a bathtub
Broke my life 'cause I am a bathtub
Bathtub bathtub, I am a bathtub
Got you wet 'cause I am a bathtub
Saw you fap 'cause I am a bathtub
Hate my life 'cause I am a bathtub