The Ballad of Bandit X by Bass Drum of Death Lyrics

I got a brand-new pickup
I'm gonna spread the news
Down forty-five in Nowhere
In the same shoes

We found a way out
So don't you trip and fall
Don't even know what I just saw
Oh, I'm gonna lay down the law

Seven bucks in my pocket
Rolling down the road
When I reach my safehouse
I got nowhere to go

We found a way out
So don't you trip and fall
Don't even know what I just saw
Oh, I'm gonna lay down the law

Nobody is gonna break my fall
These cheapskates don't want nothing at all
Oh, I'm gonna lay down the law