Therapist Skit 2019 by Bash (The Outcast) Lyrics

[Bash (The Outcast) & Ms. Walker]
Bash (The Outcast): Hello?
Ms. Walker: Yes?
Bash (The Outcast): Um, Laconi told me to come her-
Ms. Walker: Ahh! Yes. Shywin right?
Bash (The Outcast): Not how you say my name, but yup.
Ms. Walker: Yeah, he told me about your little album you’re working on.
Bash (The Outcast): Oh! Really? What did he say?
Ms. Walker: Well… *sigh*
Bash (The Outcast): What?
Ms. Walker: Are you a spastic?!
Bash (The Outcast): Um, no.
Ms. Walker: How can you say the things you say?! They’re reprehensible!
Bash (The Outcast): I don’t know if I would go that far but okay…
Ms. Walker: You know what normal children your age do?!
Bash (The Outcast): Enlighten me.
Ms. Walker: Not talking about rape and joking about school shootings!
Bash (The Outcast): *sigh*
Ms. Walker: Get out! I can’t stand looking at you right now! I’ll schedule another appointment next week.
Bash (The Outcast): Nice meeting you too.