The Man Who Shit The Bed by Basement Grindhouse Lyrics

I shat upon the bed
Pondered of what I ate
Although it wasn't his
He said I was his friend

Which came as some surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought I shit the bed
Just a whole night ago

Oh no
Not me
My name is Josh, I said
And you're face
To face
With the man who shit the bed

I wiped my ass and left
And made my way back home
I searched for brand new pants
For years and years I roamed
I gazed a gazely stare
At my stained underwear
I must have shit alone
A long, long time ago

Oh no
Not me
My name is Josh, I said
And you're face
To face
With the man who shit the bed

(Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)