Ulysses by Baseball Gregg Lyrics

I bought a phone, then I made a son
While surfing crowds in 2004
I left my daughter naked in the woods
I miss my old wife, not so much I mean

We started touring, we knew a Chinese man
He told us, "Someday you’ll kill your closest friend"
I ate a weird cheese, I almost died that night
And when I came home I was really feeling strange

No, Ulysses don’t mess with me