Intro by Barter Queen Lyrics

I love tea, oh yeah
Coffee is sexy, yeah
Tea, tea and a biscuit
No sugar, babes
Tea, tea, Barter Stall

Down the alley, down the alley, the alley, alley
Is where, is where I get my cake
So delicious
Sausage rolls, crisp, crisp, crisp, yeah babes!
My cup of coffee, hi

Mick is coming to moan, extra free, in his face
A pound? But I swallowed it
Barter Stall, Barter Stall, Barter Stall
Is it a bargain?

Bye, from Barter Queen
Ladies and gentlemen, the Barter Queen