Tin Men - Sex on the TV Show Bonanza by Barry Levinson Lyrics

You know when I saw 'Bonanza' the other day, something occurred to me...Ya got these four guys living on the Ponderosa and ya never hear them say anything about wanting to get laid...I mean ya never hear Hoss say to Little Joe, 'I had such a hard-on when I woke up this morning'...They don't talk about broads - nothin'. Ya never hear Little Joe say, 'Hey, Hoss, I went to Virginia City and I saw a girl with the greatest ass I've ever seen in my life.' They just walk around the Ponderosa: 'Yes, Pa, where's Little Joe?' Nothin' about broads. I don't think I'm bein' too picky. But, if at least once, they talked about getting horny. I don't care if you live on the Ponderosa or right here in Baltimore, guys talk about getting laid. I'm beginning to think that show doesn't have too much realism.