Combs D. by Baltimore Crabs Lyrics
[Verse 1: Tillman]
The sunny day you passed away
It comes to mind as dark and gray
They say the sadness does that to you
Others say that's just the eclipse
Guess we'll never know
What's funny to me is that you were really kind of fast
And the ump carried a gas can and a lighter
You took your stance
Like you'd done so many times before
And then you died
[Pre-Chorus: Tillman]
And now and then I wonder about
How would it have been
If I was there that day and they had tried to pull that shit on me
(Combs, I miss you, but you really did let the ball drop on that one, didn't you?)
[Chorus: Tillman]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
[Verse 2: Tillman]
We all wished you were here
When we swept through the league
You'd never guess kid
But we've really come far
Since the day that we traveled back in time
Like a whole week
'Cause of something that you did down there
Whatever you are
And I know if dethroning gods
Somehow involves stealing bases
You will do it if they let you
Though they probably won't
And I find pretty annoying
When I'm trying to sleep
And keep remembering the voices
That came out of your combs
(Yeah, tell 'em)
[Break: Heavily edited recording of the "Navy Seal" copypasta]
(What the [van] did you just say about me, you little *****?)
(I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals— Navy Seals— Navy Seals)
(And I have over three hundred confirmed kills)
(I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces)
(You are nothing to me but just another target)
(I will wipe you out)
(With precision the likes of which has never been seen on the Earth before)
(Mark my words)
[Chorus: Tillman, Navy Seal copypasta]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(I will wipe you out)
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(Just another target)
RIV to you, but I'm different (I will wipe you out)
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(Mark— my— words—)
[Outro]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I would simply not die
The sunny day you passed away
It comes to mind as dark and gray
They say the sadness does that to you
Others say that's just the eclipse
Guess we'll never know
What's funny to me is that you were really kind of fast
And the ump carried a gas can and a lighter
You took your stance
Like you'd done so many times before
And then you died
[Pre-Chorus: Tillman]
And now and then I wonder about
How would it have been
If I was there that day and they had tried to pull that shit on me
(Combs, I miss you, but you really did let the ball drop on that one, didn't you?)
[Chorus: Tillman]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
[Verse 2: Tillman]
We all wished you were here
When we swept through the league
You'd never guess kid
But we've really come far
Since the day that we traveled back in time
Like a whole week
'Cause of something that you did down there
Whatever you are
And I know if dethroning gods
Somehow involves stealing bases
You will do it if they let you
Though they probably won't
And I find pretty annoying
When I'm trying to sleep
And keep remembering the voices
That came out of your combs
(Yeah, tell 'em)
[Break: Heavily edited recording of the "Navy Seal" copypasta]
(What the [van] did you just say about me, you little *****?)
(I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals— Navy Seals— Navy Seals)
(And I have over three hundred confirmed kills)
(I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces)
(You are nothing to me but just another target)
(I will wipe you out)
(With precision the likes of which has never been seen on the Earth before)
(Mark my words)
[Chorus: Tillman, Navy Seal copypasta]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(I will wipe you out)
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(Just another target)
RIV to you, but I'm different (I will wipe you out)
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I'd just dodge and not die
(Mark— my— words—)
[Outro]
RIV to you, but I'm different
R.I.V. to you but I'm different
If an ump tried to set me on fire
I would simply not die