Basement Bums by Baliano Lyrics
[Intro]
I like Ahri for her playstyle, playstyle
Said nobody ever, nobody ever
[Verse 1]
I like Ahri for her death sounds
Now we're just being honest here
Just behing honest
[Verse 2]
I play league just to cope with death, just to cope
Death of my idol, death of X
(On Jah, on jah)
Plus, playing Ahri makes me happy inside
For real
For real
[Verse 3]
Pause this song, go listen to League of Legends Ahri death sounds on YouTube
There's a one-hour version trust me it's the best I swear I wouldn't lie to you
Haven't lied since I was two years old and my mom spanked me until I was three
I swear right hand to Jah, right hand to Gekyume, cross my heart hope to die stick a donker in my eye it really makes me mad that the ability keys spell out QWER and that spells "queer"
[Bridge]
I swear to Jah anyone who plays League competitively has less of a life than I do and that's saying something
[Verse 4]
I remember playing League when I was younger
My uncle taught me everything I know
Now during the day I sit inside and just wonder
Where did the fun part of it go?
Wukong was my first legend
Then came Syndra and I continued the progression
By the time I mained Jhin, the fun had only lessened
Sol was my last legend, so here's my confession
League isn't fun, it's just a time waster
It doesn't take skill, just a boring player
I know you'll disagree, and just call me a hater
But all the other MOBA's aren't that much greater
But hey, who am I to make all these bold statements
I played Fortnite during the heist with the agents
So know this is just an opinion for your entertainment
And let's go back to being the teens in our parent's basements
[Outro]
"Mom, I'm all out of gushers"
"Ricky, it's time for you to leave the house, you've been living here for over 23 years"
"No mom, I told you I like living here, and I don't have to-"
Ow-ow-ow!
I like Ahri for her playstyle, playstyle
Said nobody ever, nobody ever
[Verse 1]
I like Ahri for her death sounds
Now we're just being honest here
Just behing honest
[Verse 2]
I play league just to cope with death, just to cope
Death of my idol, death of X
(On Jah, on jah)
Plus, playing Ahri makes me happy inside
For real
For real
[Verse 3]
Pause this song, go listen to League of Legends Ahri death sounds on YouTube
There's a one-hour version trust me it's the best I swear I wouldn't lie to you
Haven't lied since I was two years old and my mom spanked me until I was three
I swear right hand to Jah, right hand to Gekyume, cross my heart hope to die stick a donker in my eye it really makes me mad that the ability keys spell out QWER and that spells "queer"
[Bridge]
I swear to Jah anyone who plays League competitively has less of a life than I do and that's saying something
[Verse 4]
I remember playing League when I was younger
My uncle taught me everything I know
Now during the day I sit inside and just wonder
Where did the fun part of it go?
Wukong was my first legend
Then came Syndra and I continued the progression
By the time I mained Jhin, the fun had only lessened
Sol was my last legend, so here's my confession
League isn't fun, it's just a time waster
It doesn't take skill, just a boring player
I know you'll disagree, and just call me a hater
But all the other MOBA's aren't that much greater
But hey, who am I to make all these bold statements
I played Fortnite during the heist with the agents
So know this is just an opinion for your entertainment
And let's go back to being the teens in our parent's basements
[Outro]
"Mom, I'm all out of gushers"
"Ricky, it's time for you to leave the house, you've been living here for over 23 years"
"No mom, I told you I like living here, and I don't have to-"
Ow-ow-ow!