I need a girlfriend by BIG Fatroll Lyrics
" I am in command; You are safe with me. I will cradle you in my arms through any crisis and any galaxy."
"Are you queer?"
"Probably"
(Chorus)
16 still haven't felt a females touch (yuh)
I don't count the time i grazed her butt
When it comes to women, I have no luck
What I am saying is, when it comes to females, I have no luck (no luck)
I hate being a virgin. Ive had enough
Can't even get a hooker
I just want a female to give me some sugar (sugar!)
(Verse 1)
Fuck boy took my food, so I blast him like shockwave (ooh)
Gordon Ramsey bought me, now Im his sex slave (ooh)
I think girls are like Beast Machine Megatron, they full of hate (yuh)
Fatroll be eating good, I got that foreskin on my plate (YUM)
Im sweating puddles when I go on a date (aye)
The first thing I ask her if her boobs are fake (yuh)
(Verse 2)
I wonder why all these women won't talk to me?
Probably 'cause I'm asking if they wanna free colonoscopy
(woah, no)
If you want a feature, don't worry; it don't cost a fee (yuh)
Ive never felt a women's touch
Somethings wrong with my dick. It's shooting dust (yuh)
I got the v-card it won't ever go missin'
Is a vagina real? I think its fiction (DAAMNN)
(Chorus)
16 still haven't felt a females touch (yuh)
I dont count the time i grazed her butt
When it comes to women, I have no luck
What I am saying is, when it comes to females, I have no luck (no luck)
I hate being a virgin. Ive had enough. (aye)
Can't even get a hooker
I just want a female to give me some sugar (yahh)
"Are you queer?"
"Probably"
(Chorus)
16 still haven't felt a females touch (yuh)
I don't count the time i grazed her butt
When it comes to women, I have no luck
What I am saying is, when it comes to females, I have no luck (no luck)
I hate being a virgin. Ive had enough
Can't even get a hooker
I just want a female to give me some sugar (sugar!)
(Verse 1)
Fuck boy took my food, so I blast him like shockwave (ooh)
Gordon Ramsey bought me, now Im his sex slave (ooh)
I think girls are like Beast Machine Megatron, they full of hate (yuh)
Fatroll be eating good, I got that foreskin on my plate (YUM)
Im sweating puddles when I go on a date (aye)
The first thing I ask her if her boobs are fake (yuh)
(Verse 2)
I wonder why all these women won't talk to me?
Probably 'cause I'm asking if they wanna free colonoscopy
(woah, no)
If you want a feature, don't worry; it don't cost a fee (yuh)
Ive never felt a women's touch
Somethings wrong with my dick. It's shooting dust (yuh)
I got the v-card it won't ever go missin'
Is a vagina real? I think its fiction (DAAMNN)
(Chorus)
16 still haven't felt a females touch (yuh)
I dont count the time i grazed her butt
When it comes to women, I have no luck
What I am saying is, when it comes to females, I have no luck (no luck)
I hate being a virgin. Ive had enough. (aye)
Can't even get a hooker
I just want a female to give me some sugar (yahh)