Everything Pog by B1G $WAG Lyrics
[Chorus]
Hold up, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick my language like Duolingo, yeah
If she stop learning I track her down to her home
Talk down, you can’t because I’m tall get owned
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do you need a tissue bro you got a messy nose (nasty)
If you sneeze need to jump over with a vaulting pole
And you got some dirt on you, you gon get exposed
Yeah, yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
Fuck mom, what you want? (What you want?) Huh?
I can’t pause an online game it’s impossible, (YUH)
Is dinner truly done or is this just a cruel joke? (joke)
If it’s not you get the smoke, not actually doe (nah)
Yeah, Imma bust moves like Jon Arbuckle (ooh)
Dishing against pizza pie? It gon be a kerfuffle
To be talking gangster stuff, you get hit coming
She be like yah, yah, yah, yah, get a gangster hat for your head
Why are you wearing a ninja headband, under that? (why?)
You wanna be Ninja? (huh) huh yeah? (huh)
(huh huh) Play Fortnite and be a winner? (huh huh) huh?
Gon play on Mixer?
[Chorus]
Sus, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick science like my name Frizzle
She lookin' at the lizard sus man this is a no-no
I got funny jokes so you cannot call me Carlos (eh?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uhhhh there is no meme take off your clothes
Sorry Obama was on the mic but he had to go (uhhhh)
He got government secrets he could’ve been exposed (My fellow americans)
Yeah, yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
Yeah, uno, dos, tres, yeah, come and give me head (PLEASE)
Quatro cinco seis, countin' up the bread (not much)
Drivers be lackin', yeah, not signaling in traffic, almost crashed (WACK)
Might take your chick, yeah, she wanna hang but not like that (sad)
Boy be selling pets, yeah, said he got variety but only rats (squeak)
Put em all in my bag, worth it, gave all this cash earned it
Give em good cheese, serve it, man, why my cat nervous? (meow)
Yeah, ooh, ayy, prrt
Skrrt, mmh, (ahaha... ahaha...) hmm, yeeeeehaw
The rats have plague. (FUCK, oh my god)
[Chorus]
Hold up, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick typing like I’m Mario (yahooo!)
If she gets kidnapped by a turtle then Imma turn and letsago (I’m good)
Talk down, you cannot because I’m tall get owned
Yeah, yeah, (yuh) yeah, yeah (ooh)
Watching you on mixer to support you and your goals (ninja)
I will die of plague soon but this is inevitable
With that kilt you got on you just might get exposed (scottish)
Yeah, yeah yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah (yeah, yeah)
Yeah yeah (yeah yeah)
[Outro]
*coughing noises*
Why is there so much bloooood
Hold up, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick my language like Duolingo, yeah
If she stop learning I track her down to her home
Talk down, you can’t because I’m tall get owned
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Do you need a tissue bro you got a messy nose (nasty)
If you sneeze need to jump over with a vaulting pole
And you got some dirt on you, you gon get exposed
Yeah, yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah
[Verse 1]
Fuck mom, what you want? (What you want?) Huh?
I can’t pause an online game it’s impossible, (YUH)
Is dinner truly done or is this just a cruel joke? (joke)
If it’s not you get the smoke, not actually doe (nah)
Yeah, Imma bust moves like Jon Arbuckle (ooh)
Dishing against pizza pie? It gon be a kerfuffle
To be talking gangster stuff, you get hit coming
She be like yah, yah, yah, yah, get a gangster hat for your head
Why are you wearing a ninja headband, under that? (why?)
You wanna be Ninja? (huh) huh yeah? (huh)
(huh huh) Play Fortnite and be a winner? (huh huh) huh?
Gon play on Mixer?
[Chorus]
Sus, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick science like my name Frizzle
She lookin' at the lizard sus man this is a no-no
I got funny jokes so you cannot call me Carlos (eh?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Uhhhh there is no meme take off your clothes
Sorry Obama was on the mic but he had to go (uhhhh)
He got government secrets he could’ve been exposed (My fellow americans)
Yeah, yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah
[Verse 2]
Yeah, uno, dos, tres, yeah, come and give me head (PLEASE)
Quatro cinco seis, countin' up the bread (not much)
Drivers be lackin', yeah, not signaling in traffic, almost crashed (WACK)
Might take your chick, yeah, she wanna hang but not like that (sad)
Boy be selling pets, yeah, said he got variety but only rats (squeak)
Put em all in my bag, worth it, gave all this cash earned it
Give em good cheese, serve it, man, why my cat nervous? (meow)
Yeah, ooh, ayy, prrt
Skrrt, mmh, (ahaha... ahaha...) hmm, yeeeeehaw
The rats have plague. (FUCK, oh my god)
[Chorus]
Hold up, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I can teach that chick typing like I’m Mario (yahooo!)
If she gets kidnapped by a turtle then Imma turn and letsago (I’m good)
Talk down, you cannot because I’m tall get owned
Yeah, yeah, (yuh) yeah, yeah (ooh)
Watching you on mixer to support you and your goals (ninja)
I will die of plague soon but this is inevitable
With that kilt you got on you just might get exposed (scottish)
Yeah, yeah yeah (yeah), yeah, yeah (yeah, yeah)
Yeah yeah (yeah yeah)
[Outro]
*coughing noises*
Why is there so much bloooood