Tuesday by B. Hopt Lyrics
Didn't get outta my bed till noon
Up all night drinkin blue moons
Got a fine little girl layin next to me
Dont have a clue who it could it be
Blonde hair on her head so thats a good start
Condom last night woulda been smart
Oh well whatcha gonna do
Try not wake her up so I sneak out the room
Wave to her roommates but I still dont know
Hope its not a long walk home
As they say when in rome
But thats the price for gettin dome
Step outside and it starts raining
And my head is aching
But i ain't complaining
Last night was entertaining
Supposed to be at work but i ain't goin
Fuck it dude lets go bowlin
Hit up my man up on celly
Tell him I need to find a deli
Cause i am starving
And that meat their carving
That would hit the spot the spot the spot the spot
He's gotta pick me up though cause i didn't drive
Wish i had a hoverboard marty mcfly
I can't wait to eat that sandwich
Girl gave good head like she came from cambridge
So give me a tuna salad on rye
Lots of mayo dont be shy
Ate tuna last night so i'll eat again
Enough pussy for all my friends
Plus it packs the protein in
And you know im tryin to stay slim
I really wanna get to the alle
I bust global nuts mike o malley
But i got a text from sally
So theres no time to dilly dally
Pull up to the front great parking spot
Grab my ball out the trunk it dont weigh a lot
But it does some fuckin damage
One eighty nine is my average
Gonna grab some beers for the table
Put it on my tab pay for it later
Kid asks can you do me a favor
Could you sign this piece of paper
Of course I dont mind
Every single fan is a friend of mine
Think about you guys the time
Whenever i need to bust a rhyme
So I get to this rollin
These turkeys im mowin
Cups are overflowing
And these trees they are blowin
Supposed to be a to be at work but I ain't goin
So these balls im rollin
Cause theres more games to play
And its only fuckin tuesday
Up all night drinkin blue moons
Got a fine little girl layin next to me
Dont have a clue who it could it be
Blonde hair on her head so thats a good start
Condom last night woulda been smart
Oh well whatcha gonna do
Try not wake her up so I sneak out the room
Wave to her roommates but I still dont know
Hope its not a long walk home
As they say when in rome
But thats the price for gettin dome
Step outside and it starts raining
And my head is aching
But i ain't complaining
Last night was entertaining
Supposed to be at work but i ain't goin
Fuck it dude lets go bowlin
Hit up my man up on celly
Tell him I need to find a deli
Cause i am starving
And that meat their carving
That would hit the spot the spot the spot the spot
He's gotta pick me up though cause i didn't drive
Wish i had a hoverboard marty mcfly
I can't wait to eat that sandwich
Girl gave good head like she came from cambridge
So give me a tuna salad on rye
Lots of mayo dont be shy
Ate tuna last night so i'll eat again
Enough pussy for all my friends
Plus it packs the protein in
And you know im tryin to stay slim
I really wanna get to the alle
I bust global nuts mike o malley
But i got a text from sally
So theres no time to dilly dally
Pull up to the front great parking spot
Grab my ball out the trunk it dont weigh a lot
But it does some fuckin damage
One eighty nine is my average
Gonna grab some beers for the table
Put it on my tab pay for it later
Kid asks can you do me a favor
Could you sign this piece of paper
Of course I dont mind
Every single fan is a friend of mine
Think about you guys the time
Whenever i need to bust a rhyme
So I get to this rollin
These turkeys im mowin
Cups are overflowing
And these trees they are blowin
Supposed to be a to be at work but I ain't goin
So these balls im rollin
Cause theres more games to play
And its only fuckin tuesday