Social Media by B-Movie Millionaires Lyrics
[Intro - Black Josh]
I'm Facebook famous bitch, got your girlfriend sending me tit pics
I'm a Soundcloud G
[Verse 1 - Black Josh]
I can't see reality with no iPhone
The camera on and I'm filming what's around and
Your bitch on my selfie stick, pouting
I'm pretty bored so I tweet about it
Didn't get any retweets though...
I'm either, sat on my own socialising with the world
Or in a room full of women while I'm inboxing girls getting catfished
Phoning keyboard warriors that chat shit
Daft kids, who if I see in person will get slapped quick
I put my opinion and statuses that feel like
I got a thousand friends that I've never seen in real life
They're my real friends cause they share my feelings
And they're there when I'm feeling alone
I'm sat in my room snap-chatting on my phone
Blagging people like I'm somewhere other than my home
All I want is a Instagram famous bitch
But they never look like how they do in the pics
[Chorus - Black Josh]
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Internet killed reality off
Internet killed reality off
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
[Verse 2 - Lee Scott]
It's been a shit day trolling
Downloading Jenna Jameson videos with a 56k modem
Fuck strolling, bitch, I stay scrolling
Taking selfies posing in expensive clothing
Real life woeful, social media boastful
Internet mogul, world-wide-web local
They know me face in places that I've never been
Like, where, erm, fuck remembering, google everything
I'm a walking, talking, ironic, meme
It's not getting seen if it isn't on a screen
This one time, online, I wrote 'lol'
In reply to a statement of hate I made
But, in reality it played, on me mind
And I couldn't even sleep that night
Why don't you like me?
I'm on a forum I signed up to
Just to write 'fuck you'
All caps, exclamation point times three
The pizza place asked for me address and I gave 'em me IP
Social media. I'm trying to pull the type of chicks that post pictures of their tits on their tumblr sites for hits
I've been around the world surfing
Watching some ex-brain-surgeon bird twerking
I'm a sci-fi version of The Dude
In eBay clothes, with Just Eat food
[Chorus - Black Josh]
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Internet killed reality off
Internet killed reality off
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
I'm Facebook famous bitch, got your girlfriend sending me tit pics
I'm a Soundcloud G
[Verse 1 - Black Josh]
I can't see reality with no iPhone
The camera on and I'm filming what's around and
Your bitch on my selfie stick, pouting
I'm pretty bored so I tweet about it
Didn't get any retweets though...
I'm either, sat on my own socialising with the world
Or in a room full of women while I'm inboxing girls getting catfished
Phoning keyboard warriors that chat shit
Daft kids, who if I see in person will get slapped quick
I put my opinion and statuses that feel like
I got a thousand friends that I've never seen in real life
They're my real friends cause they share my feelings
And they're there when I'm feeling alone
I'm sat in my room snap-chatting on my phone
Blagging people like I'm somewhere other than my home
All I want is a Instagram famous bitch
But they never look like how they do in the pics
[Chorus - Black Josh]
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Internet killed reality off
Internet killed reality off
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
[Verse 2 - Lee Scott]
It's been a shit day trolling
Downloading Jenna Jameson videos with a 56k modem
Fuck strolling, bitch, I stay scrolling
Taking selfies posing in expensive clothing
Real life woeful, social media boastful
Internet mogul, world-wide-web local
They know me face in places that I've never been
Like, where, erm, fuck remembering, google everything
I'm a walking, talking, ironic, meme
It's not getting seen if it isn't on a screen
This one time, online, I wrote 'lol'
In reply to a statement of hate I made
But, in reality it played, on me mind
And I couldn't even sleep that night
Why don't you like me?
I'm on a forum I signed up to
Just to write 'fuck you'
All caps, exclamation point times three
The pizza place asked for me address and I gave 'em me IP
Social media. I'm trying to pull the type of chicks that post pictures of their tits on their tumblr sites for hits
I've been around the world surfing
Watching some ex-brain-surgeon bird twerking
I'm a sci-fi version of The Dude
In eBay clothes, with Just Eat food
[Chorus - Black Josh]
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones
Internet killed reality off
Internet killed reality off
Social Media
I got followers but walking on my ones