BTI alt. ending by Ariel Bowen Lyrics
Dude 2 gives a [ROLLING EYES EMOJI]
DUDE 2
What the hell? Am I the only one doing my part around here? I was already struggling with the improv as is, the least you guys can do is keep shit settled out there
…what?
THE BOY
What is-
DUDE 2
Couldn’t even perform my monologue.. You have some pretty shitty friends, that's what
Dude 2 leaves out the front door
(Then) Fam and Naomi walk through the door. Fam is laughing. Naomi looks guilty
Before The Boy can say anything, Fam holds up his hand. He takes his phone out and takes a picture of The Boy
FAM
(LOLs) Fuckin’ priceless! Aight, so before you start tryna play 21 questions..
He tunes him out and stares at Naomi absentmindedly. He’s already figured that this was her way of teaching him a lesson
FAM (CONT’D)
…and then I was like why not turn this into a Worldstar moment, right? Then we came up with this whole last-minute-you-getting-busted-scheme. But Swank fucked it up with his “reckless” driving
Silence
Fam’s phone rings, he answers. He starts talking about how butt hurt The Boy looked. He LOLs and leaves
THE BOY
Why?
Naomi looks up. Her expression changes to something more familiar
NAOMI
(saying it dumb)
“Why Naomi?”
He wants to laugh, but he just gives her a [NO MOUTH EMOJI]
NAOMI
I wanted to help you
She leaves
Shit, my phone
He’s about to leave to find it when that girl knocks on the window. She walks inside and goes upstairs. He’s not sure whether or not to follow her. He heads upstairs anyway. Sure enough she’s nowhere to be seen. He walks into a bathroom and on the mirror, written in lipstick is ROSCOE’S WETSUIT
..of course
THE END
DUDE 2
What the hell? Am I the only one doing my part around here? I was already struggling with the improv as is, the least you guys can do is keep shit settled out there
…what?
THE BOY
What is-
DUDE 2
Couldn’t even perform my monologue.. You have some pretty shitty friends, that's what
Dude 2 leaves out the front door
(Then) Fam and Naomi walk through the door. Fam is laughing. Naomi looks guilty
Before The Boy can say anything, Fam holds up his hand. He takes his phone out and takes a picture of The Boy
FAM
(LOLs) Fuckin’ priceless! Aight, so before you start tryna play 21 questions..
He tunes him out and stares at Naomi absentmindedly. He’s already figured that this was her way of teaching him a lesson
FAM (CONT’D)
…and then I was like why not turn this into a Worldstar moment, right? Then we came up with this whole last-minute-you-getting-busted-scheme. But Swank fucked it up with his “reckless” driving
Silence
Fam’s phone rings, he answers. He starts talking about how butt hurt The Boy looked. He LOLs and leaves
THE BOY
Why?
Naomi looks up. Her expression changes to something more familiar
NAOMI
(saying it dumb)
“Why Naomi?”
He wants to laugh, but he just gives her a [NO MOUTH EMOJI]
NAOMI
I wanted to help you
She leaves
Shit, my phone
He’s about to leave to find it when that girl knocks on the window. She walks inside and goes upstairs. He’s not sure whether or not to follow her. He heads upstairs anyway. Sure enough she’s nowhere to be seen. He walks into a bathroom and on the mirror, written in lipstick is ROSCOE’S WETSUIT
..of course
THE END