Beat My Meat by AppleHoule Lyrics

[Verse 1: AppleHoule]
I wake up one morning staring at the sun
I'm thinkin' hey
What's it gonna be like I pulled down my pants
Grab the tissues and lube
Grab the camera to upload it to YouTube and

[Chorus: AppleHoule]
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
And then I beat my meat
Beat my meat, okay

[Verse 2: AppleHoule]
I'm pretty tired out
And my [?]
Don't know what to do now
Maybe go get some chow
My tip is {?] red
I think I might've bled
But while I walk
[Chorus: AppleHoule]
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
And then I beat my meat
Beat my meat, alright

[Verse 3: AppleHoule]
I grab the bowl, spoon, and of course the cereal
I finish it quick just like I did with my dick
I smash it like a brick like I do with my dick
I make my hair look slick like I do with my dick
And then

{Chorus: AppleHoule]
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
And then I beat my meat
Beat my meat, again

[Verse 4: AppleHoule]
Instead of getting laid
Imma get paid
Beat my meat like I make lemonade
I call up my cousin, I asked if we fuckin'
She called it sick, she said I'll sit on your dick
But before she arrived
{Chorus: AppleHoule]
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
And then I beat my meat
Beat my meat, okay

[Verse 5: AppleHoule]
Once my cousin arrived
I met her outside
I asked if she wanted the hot salami
It said she asked for the moist pastrami
I let her in, she said my dick is made of tin
So then

[Chorus: AppleHoule]
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
I beat my meat
And then I beat my meat
Beat my meat, again

[Verse 6: AppleHoule & *Dr. DuKy*]
Alright ya'll let me pass the mic to my boy Dr. D
Let's get it, hey
*Yeah fool
Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
What' good my nigga chillin' on this big ass couch
You won't be laughin' when I put my dick inside his mouth*
Ayo, what?
*Fuckin' Lightnin' McQueen
Cummin' on your walls [?] my nigga
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah fool!*
Umm...
*Boy you [?] if not imma steal your hoe
Yeah fool
You better back up thot, before you get shot
Yeah fool*
[Verse 7: AppleHoule]
One, two, three
Hold up put your dick in your hand if you're happy
Hold up put your dick in your hand if you're proud
Hold up put your dick in your hand if you're a man
Hold up put your dick in your hand if you're a fan
And then

[Chorus: AppleHoule]
Just beat your meat
Just beat your meat, oh yeah
Just beat your meat

[Verse 8: AppleHoule]
I go to bed every night staring at the stars
Let's thinkin' hey
What's it gonna be like I pulled down my pants
Grab the tissues and lube
Grab the camera to upload it to YouTube and then

[Outro]
I beat my meat