Number 1 Poser by Antisoc Lyrics

Check out my hat and my pants and my shoes
And with this cool shirt how could I lose
I'm not messing y'all
I'm stunting in a manner associated with professionals

I'm wearing all kinds of chains
A few of them go so far as to bear my name
Check the track and hit me back
Find a couple of girls so that I can mac

If you look hard you will notice that I am very
In tune with black culture - it's downright scary
These two lines were a total no go
I had to rewrite them to play it on the radio

Check my genuine imitation rolex watch
Got my 22 in case I have to shoot the cops
That I meet on the street, see
They always try to beat me - put the gansta down

Number 1 poser
I smoke oregano
Number 1 poser
All of the gangsters know
Number 1 poser
I always stunt like a pro
I got a 22 cocked and ready to go
Number 1 poser
Gotta keep it real
Number 1 poser
Find money to steal
Number 1 poser
It's time to get drunk
I drink club soda to keep it crunk
Party like a rockstar

I don't know much about inuendo
I spend all my time playing nintendo
Whoops, I mean, ps3
Playing madden football and GTA 3

And I certainly don't play final fantasy
I talk about RPGs with apathy
A nerd in disguise? squash those lies!
I never stepped foot inside a frys

Whew, almost blew my cover there
And I certainly don't wear whitey tightey underwear
He heh heh... heh heh heh, eeeeeh