Live Earth by Angry Kid (UK) Lyrics
[Intro]
Good morning drivers
Drivel news on this glorious day
Today's on the sketchy junction, just off the M3592
Should cause one matter of a dreadlock this (Dreadlock?)
Sorry, gridlock
So, switch off your engine, relax, and enjoy
[Verse 1]
It was half past eight, we were running late
'Cuz my daddy was behind the wheel
We were in the back with our brekkie snacks
When we all heard this deadly squeal
So up our rear, came this car in gear
Seemed he hadn't clocked that we weren't moving
You see, this traffic jam meant the road was rammed
We were static when we should've been grooving
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway (We're all in a flipping jam)
Gridlock, you can't walk away (A well-bad skidmark slam)
Just sit still, you've got to stay (We're never gonna get to school)
Another day off school
Another day off, but that's cool
[Post-Chorus]
Foot down, skid
Splat, ooh, kitty
You're sittin' in a jam and it just ain't pretty
It's a gridlock, and it's f***ing hot
[Verse 2]
Well I looked out the back at that smoking stack
Boy, that car had really hit us a goodin'
And my little lunch box gone bust its locks
And my sister was wearing rice pudding (Eugh)
Well, I won't forget the look in that driver's eyes
He was fuming red, looking pretty sore
He straightened up his neck and climbed out the wreck
And made a beeline for my daddy's door
[Bridge]
Well, old dad just hung there waiting for it
All cool, and sittin' on the fender
And we all took stock at the growing gridlock
And that's all I remember
[Verse 3]
But, there were feet and fists in the growing mist
Heh, some of them were even biting
And I think I saw my dad getting thunked real bad
Then I lost him in the haze of fighting
I say, things are getting mighty chokey
The fuel is running out of me old puffer
I can't seem to breathe too good, I gotta get out
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway
It's a gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
You're going nowhere!
Just sit still, you've got to stay
You gotta stay, stay
You, stay
Stay
Another day off school
Gimme your keys
[Verse 4]
Now I've been told, soon it won't be cold
I can't wait, I'm gonna buy a ton of lotion
Put on me swimming duds
And then come the floods
I'll build a ship and be the ruler of the ocean!
No you won't
King of the world!
[Verse 5]
So I was late for class, and sir kicked my arse
I guess we should've heard the poppings in their warning
Who gives a toss? I love this crazy chaos
Just another bloomin' school day morning
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
Just sit still, you've got to stay
Another day off school
Gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
Just sit still, you've got to stay
Another day off school
[Outro]
Smack, stack
Skid, crack
Coming down, look he's back
[?] up the motors [?] cutting up a bunny wagon
[?] frog, cutting up a groovy stunt
Chock a block of gridlock, chewing on a rusty sock
Wham bam, I'm in a jam
Broken down and driving mad
[?] caution, truckers [?] caution
Woah, hey-hey-hey-hey
Gridlock
What was all that swearing?
I was not swearing!
I heard every single word
Don't you start
They're not swear words
Ow
How many times-
Shut it
Good morning drivers
Drivel news on this glorious day
Today's on the sketchy junction, just off the M3592
Should cause one matter of a dreadlock this (Dreadlock?)
Sorry, gridlock
So, switch off your engine, relax, and enjoy
[Verse 1]
It was half past eight, we were running late
'Cuz my daddy was behind the wheel
We were in the back with our brekkie snacks
When we all heard this deadly squeal
So up our rear, came this car in gear
Seemed he hadn't clocked that we weren't moving
You see, this traffic jam meant the road was rammed
We were static when we should've been grooving
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway (We're all in a flipping jam)
Gridlock, you can't walk away (A well-bad skidmark slam)
Just sit still, you've got to stay (We're never gonna get to school)
Another day off school
Another day off, but that's cool
[Post-Chorus]
Foot down, skid
Splat, ooh, kitty
You're sittin' in a jam and it just ain't pretty
It's a gridlock, and it's f***ing hot
[Verse 2]
Well I looked out the back at that smoking stack
Boy, that car had really hit us a goodin'
And my little lunch box gone bust its locks
And my sister was wearing rice pudding (Eugh)
Well, I won't forget the look in that driver's eyes
He was fuming red, looking pretty sore
He straightened up his neck and climbed out the wreck
And made a beeline for my daddy's door
[Bridge]
Well, old dad just hung there waiting for it
All cool, and sittin' on the fender
And we all took stock at the growing gridlock
And that's all I remember
[Verse 3]
But, there were feet and fists in the growing mist
Heh, some of them were even biting
And I think I saw my dad getting thunked real bad
Then I lost him in the haze of fighting
I say, things are getting mighty chokey
The fuel is running out of me old puffer
I can't seem to breathe too good, I gotta get out
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway
It's a gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
You're going nowhere!
Just sit still, you've got to stay
You gotta stay, stay
You, stay
Stay
Another day off school
Gimme your keys
[Verse 4]
Now I've been told, soon it won't be cold
I can't wait, I'm gonna buy a ton of lotion
Put on me swimming duds
And then come the floods
I'll build a ship and be the ruler of the ocean!
No you won't
King of the world!
[Verse 5]
So I was late for class, and sir kicked my arse
I guess we should've heard the poppings in their warning
Who gives a toss? I love this crazy chaos
Just another bloomin' school day morning
[Chorus]
Gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
Just sit still, you've got to stay
Another day off school
Gridlock on the motorway
Gridlock, you can't walk away
Just sit still, you've got to stay
Another day off school
[Outro]
Smack, stack
Skid, crack
Coming down, look he's back
[?] up the motors [?] cutting up a bunny wagon
[?] frog, cutting up a groovy stunt
Chock a block of gridlock, chewing on a rusty sock
Wham bam, I'm in a jam
Broken down and driving mad
[?] caution, truckers [?] caution
Woah, hey-hey-hey-hey
Gridlock
What was all that swearing?
I was not swearing!
I heard every single word
Don't you start
They're not swear words
Ow
How many times-
Shut it