Third World Girl by Andrew Bergey Lyrics

Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Kiss the young boys make them cry
Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Passage to the west -- nice try

I wish I could go to her
But I'd have to catch a plane
Buy two tickets at the counter
I'd have to try to explain

Chorus:
She's my Third World Girl
And I love her because of that
She's my Third World Girl
But there's got to be more than that

I want to take her to my home
But I have to ask her dad
Give him something to get him by
Before we head for the pad
I want to show her to my friends
But I don't want to compete
How can you win a love for life
In the jungles of defeat? (Chorus)

Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Kiss the young boys make them cry
Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy
Passage to the west -- nice try