Less Of Two Evils by Andrew Bergey Lyrics

He said he’d never hurt her
But now he’s thinking murder
Treats him like intruder
Where the hell is Jeb Magruder?

It’s a tough thing to consider
His life’s turned from sweet to bitter
Some say she is a temptress
Reminisce Ursula Andres

Chorus:
Les of two evils
Stay or go he don’t know
Les of two evils
Save yourself man and go

Now that she’s had an eyeful
She’ll be reachin’ for rifle
Poor Les never saw it comin’
Too late to start runnin’
He’s number one with a bullet
Who would have guessed she’d pull it
There is no point in the blaming
Thankful for her lack of aiming (Chorus)

What I’m telling you
I’m in this struggle too
Every step of the way
There’s no crime in that
Unless I’m fighting back
Must be a better way

The lawyer said to plea it
No tellin’ how they’ll see it
Self-defense works but one way
Better plea to see light of day

When the press gets hold of this
He doesn’t have to confess
He can ease into freedom
A life seen so very seldom (Chorus)

He said he’d never hurt her
But now he’s thinking murder
Treats him like intruder
Where the hell is Abe Zapruder?