All Your Jeans Were Too Tight by American Music Club Lyrics

Everything I say
Sounds clumsy and dumb
Trying to make you feel better
Is like trying to trick St. Peter

Tuesdays and Thursdays, I remember
The Stud's well drink special
A well cheap as the tide
Like that one that swallowed you up
Yeah, you could really get fucked up

(You were not wrong)
To give me all your clothes
(You were not wrong)
I looked like a fool
(You were not wrong)
To give everything away

I put my flowers in your window
To hide a world nobody would ever prize
And all this vanity would be funny
If it didn't hurt so much
(You were not wrong)
All you had to throw away
(You were not wrong)
Was a cowardly pile of sheets
(You were not wrong)
And a heartbeat that couldn't carry you
(You were not wrong)
To want something better

And Steve's screwdrivers were like TNT
And he said, "Your agony is such an obvious barge to tow"
That not even a mother could drop
And you took his advice, he said
"Drop your disappointment like you'd drop a grand piano"

(You were not wrong)
To give me all your clothes
(You were not wrong)
But all your jeans were too tight
(You were not wrong)
And why did you paint your bathroom black
(You were not wrong)
I can understand liking Barbra Streisand

(You were not wrong)
But I'm not sure about the soundtrack from Diva
(You were not wrong)
And what was up with the tanning salon
(You were not wrong)
I'm sorry I said anything about the tattoo
(You were not wrong)
But did you really need another earring
(You were not wrong)
And I hope that you know that I really loved you
(You were not wrong)
And we had a good time, didn't we?
(You were not wrong)
Yeah, we had a good time
(You were not wrong)
We had a good time, didn't we?