Tesco by Alimony Lyrics

[Intro: dongeh]
All my fucking homies hate SpongeBob
No one fucking likes him
He's just a...
Oh this is not family friendly
Oh, oh, oh, oh

[Verse 1: dongeh]
All your Tesco points add up
Put my change in the Oxfam cup
When you hear this track you'll wanna
Turn your mama's aux up
Got my Tesco coffee, some toffee
Banoffee scoffy in bagoffy
If your bars are weak
Get off my property!

[Verse 2: OucciMcGucci]
Please take your change
From your trashy price range
I'll come to your house
And I'll destroy your Asda mouse
Your products are trash
I'll burn them to ash
Asda food makes me wheeze
Tesco beats it with ease
[Pre-Chorus: dongeh, OucciMcGucci, BaddyOneShoe]
Clubcard, Clubcard
Come and get your Clubcard
Getting all these savings while this
Sick beat goes hard
Clubcard, Clubcard
Come and get your Clubcard
Would be insane not to
Get one or you'll feel blue
(Yo, yeah)

[Chorus]
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up
Points add up, Tesco points
Tesco points, add up
Tesco points, add
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up

[Verse 3: dongeh]
Man I want some Jaffa Cakes
Or maybe even cop a rake
Damn man
What is there that Tesco doesn't make?
Three pound meal deal looking good
Making sandwiches, better than mama could
Grab a drink too and a snack as you should
Oh, and why not an éclair for my pud
[Verse 4: OucciMcGucci]
Picked up some sauce
Got some meat, it was horse
Of which I do endorse
Tesco's truly a force
I can't ignore
'Bout to start a war
It's the best store
Get an encore

[Bridge: BaddyOneShoe]
I'm moving up, popping off
Getting all these meal deals
Clubcard points, free fruit
Excitement I can't conceal
Tesco is a great store, it's the top
I cannot resist seeing that shop
Every single pound I spend it on Tesco
Fastest service it's quick like presto
I will never be confined
Beautiful isles are sublime
Every product is so fine
These bars are sharp like a fine wine
My rhymes are lions, they are untamed
Aldi is just so lame
Please allow me to implore
Tesco is the best store
[Chorus]
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up
Points add up, Tesco points
Tesco points, add up
Tesco points, add
All your Tesco, all your Tesco
All your Tesco points add up