Week 7 reading journal by Alicia Rubio Lyrics
9-23-13
A ninth-grade chemistry teacher wanted to demonstrate the evils of liquor to his young students. He produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now class, observe closely," he said as he dropped one of the worms into the glass of water, perfectly happy. The teacher dropped the second worm into the glass of whiskey. The worm swam around for a moment, then seized up and curled, quickly sinking to the bottom of the glass, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what can be learned from this experiment?" the teacher asked his students. After a pause, young Tom stood up and said, "Well, if you drink whiskey, you'll never get worms."
9-24-13
Teacher: Sammy, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Sammy: I get up early.
9-25-13
didn't go to fifth period
9-26-13
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because it said "concentrate."
Teacher: I hope i didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Gary: I hope you didn't either.
9-27-13
took test on archetypes
A ninth-grade chemistry teacher wanted to demonstrate the evils of liquor to his young students. He produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now class, observe closely," he said as he dropped one of the worms into the glass of water, perfectly happy. The teacher dropped the second worm into the glass of whiskey. The worm swam around for a moment, then seized up and curled, quickly sinking to the bottom of the glass, dead as a door nail.
"Now, what can be learned from this experiment?" the teacher asked his students. After a pause, young Tom stood up and said, "Well, if you drink whiskey, you'll never get worms."
9-24-13
Teacher: Sammy, how can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Sammy: I get up early.
9-25-13
didn't go to fifth period
9-26-13
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? Because it said "concentrate."
Teacher: I hope i didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Gary: I hope you didn't either.
9-27-13
took test on archetypes