Live From Hell Live by Alexander Sage Oyen Lyrics
[Desmond, spoken]
Evan Harris was a monster
And he needed to be put down
And I am glad I put him down
I did it, I killed him
But, you know what;
It doesn't come close to what he did to me
What he took from me
Okay
Now I'm nice and riled up
And that means it's showtime
Hit it professor
(sung)
I was just your average teenager
With normal types of dreams
That I saw my perfect little life
Was fraying at the seams
Now the only kinds of tunes I hear
Are long and tortured screams
It's true
I was walking through the high school halls
With Ethel Merman flare
And I saw the ladies gasp at my perfectly quaffed hair
Down here hair won't keep it shape
And I guess that kinda fair
Don't you
We're coming live from hell
I've got a tale to tell
And the details from here on
They get real gory
So if your squeamish sir
Don't let your visions blur
As you settle in and listen to my story
(spoken)
Give it up for this terrific band Patti and Galopones
(sung)
Oh the devil set me up
With a first rate band and crew
So I'll show you all the whole ordeal
I put those people through
Yes ma'am unlike Hamilton
My entire story true
Ungarde
Let me introduce to you
All the characters you'll see
Mr Dallas, Ally, Evan
Oh and then of course there is me
How more tragic can this story
Of a leading player be
Life hard
We're coming live from hell
I've got a show to sell
And by now you should know where this is going
I do this show each night
Here in the lone spotlight
And I can feel the anticipation growing
Who'd have guessed
That this extended run
Would lack that sort of sense of fun
Sometimes I wish i had a gun
It's true
But I'll come out here and sing my songs
And act out all my former wrongs
My final judgement it belongs to you
Don't boo
I'm coming live from hell
I've got a tale to tell
It's a long and painful allegory
So if your squeamish ma'am
Well I don't give a damn
As I'm here to tell my fateful story
So sit down, shut up
And listen to my story
Evan Harris was a monster
And he needed to be put down
And I am glad I put him down
I did it, I killed him
But, you know what;
It doesn't come close to what he did to me
What he took from me
Okay
Now I'm nice and riled up
And that means it's showtime
Hit it professor
(sung)
I was just your average teenager
With normal types of dreams
That I saw my perfect little life
Was fraying at the seams
Now the only kinds of tunes I hear
Are long and tortured screams
It's true
I was walking through the high school halls
With Ethel Merman flare
And I saw the ladies gasp at my perfectly quaffed hair
Down here hair won't keep it shape
And I guess that kinda fair
Don't you
We're coming live from hell
I've got a tale to tell
And the details from here on
They get real gory
So if your squeamish sir
Don't let your visions blur
As you settle in and listen to my story
(spoken)
Give it up for this terrific band Patti and Galopones
(sung)
Oh the devil set me up
With a first rate band and crew
So I'll show you all the whole ordeal
I put those people through
Yes ma'am unlike Hamilton
My entire story true
Ungarde
Let me introduce to you
All the characters you'll see
Mr Dallas, Ally, Evan
Oh and then of course there is me
How more tragic can this story
Of a leading player be
Life hard
We're coming live from hell
I've got a show to sell
And by now you should know where this is going
I do this show each night
Here in the lone spotlight
And I can feel the anticipation growing
Who'd have guessed
That this extended run
Would lack that sort of sense of fun
Sometimes I wish i had a gun
It's true
But I'll come out here and sing my songs
And act out all my former wrongs
My final judgement it belongs to you
Don't boo
I'm coming live from hell
I've got a tale to tell
It's a long and painful allegory
So if your squeamish ma'am
Well I don't give a damn
As I'm here to tell my fateful story
So sit down, shut up
And listen to my story