This Evenings Entertainment by Adam Gubman Lyrics

BUTTONS [SPOKEN]:
Here they are, lovelies and noodlebrains! The weekly mail has arrived, and us, your lovely trio of hosts, take it upon ourselves to dole out the goods for this evening's entertainment! On deck, with the reflexes of a big and [?] junkie, she likes pizza, soda, and despises the creepy crawlies, Analiese Jones!

ANALIESE [SPOKEN]:
At your service

CHLORINE/CHRISTINE [SPOKEN]:
And, to perform each and every one of thеse letters as writtеn word by word without one teensy little juicy detail...
ENSEMBLE [SUNG]: Na, na na na na, na na, na na na na...

CHLORINE/CHRISTINE:
The freaky, the paranoid, the-

BUTTONS:
Lovely!

CHLORINE/CHRISTINE:
The only one of us that likes to read, Sarah Lepinsky

BUTTONS/SARAH:
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
CHLORINE/CHRISTINE:
And, to make sure none of you peep a single word of this, me. Christine. Don't forget it, or I'll cut out your tongue while you sleep