Sesame Street but bad by 6entai Lyrics

I hate my life, I'll never get me a wife
You must so too, you beat me up with your shoe
I love me some tea, got me a cellphone for free
I'm broke as hell, if you don't like me then I'll have too say farewell
I Didn't like your girl so I had to go and toss her in a well
Don't like to use swears ( I like to keep it clean)
I only ever eat pears
The static shock is there when I have socks on my carpet, I do all of my shopping at the local target
I don't associate with people from the black market, I hate alot of things and you are on that list, now my voice is fading away