Cuz Santa Aint Real by 661PassionFruit Lyrics
When you look outside and see snow falling down
You Already Know It's that time of the year
A time for gifts and family
A time for laughs and Cheer
And all the kids wanting gifts and toys
Will be filled with hope and zeal
But sorry kids I got to break it to ya
Cuz Santa is not real
(Verse)
Wait did you say you do not believe?
All that means is that i'm gonna have to show you that
Santa's not real and you will in a minute just see
I'm stating the truth i'm stating factual facts
You really think that Santa can make toys for all the boys and girls
But in fact there are 2 billion children in this world
You're crazy if you think Santa can put all of those gifts in his sleigh
But you're even crazier if you think he can deliver all in one day
(PreChorus)
So you're probably Wondering who gave you all your presents
It was probably your parents
(Chorus)
Cuz santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
(Verse)
If santa's real then he should go to jail
Cuz breaking into people’s houses is crime with a pricey bail
How come Santa has never been found
I swear you kids are stupider than people who think the Earth is round
And if Santa was alive the he would have been a huge creep
Because he would be watching kids while they are asleep
He would not have the time to watch every child
And people still think he can tell if kids are good are bad, that's absurd and wild
(Pre-Chorus)
Have you ever looked up in the sky
There’s a reason why you've never seen a reindeer fly (Its cuz they can't)
(Chorus)
(It's also cuz) santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
(Bridge)
Yah sometimes I wish he was alive
Wanna feel that feeling I haven’t felt since I was five
And maybe sometimes deep down in my soul
I believe he’s alive livin in the North Pole
(Verse)
(Nah I’m trippin) cuz santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
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You Already Know It's that time of the year
A time for gifts and family
A time for laughs and Cheer
And all the kids wanting gifts and toys
Will be filled with hope and zeal
But sorry kids I got to break it to ya
Cuz Santa is not real
(Verse)
Wait did you say you do not believe?
All that means is that i'm gonna have to show you that
Santa's not real and you will in a minute just see
I'm stating the truth i'm stating factual facts
You really think that Santa can make toys for all the boys and girls
But in fact there are 2 billion children in this world
You're crazy if you think Santa can put all of those gifts in his sleigh
But you're even crazier if you think he can deliver all in one day
(PreChorus)
So you're probably Wondering who gave you all your presents
It was probably your parents
(Chorus)
Cuz santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
(Verse)
If santa's real then he should go to jail
Cuz breaking into people’s houses is crime with a pricey bail
How come Santa has never been found
I swear you kids are stupider than people who think the Earth is round
And if Santa was alive the he would have been a huge creep
Because he would be watching kids while they are asleep
He would not have the time to watch every child
And people still think he can tell if kids are good are bad, that's absurd and wild
(Pre-Chorus)
Have you ever looked up in the sky
There’s a reason why you've never seen a reindeer fly (Its cuz they can't)
(Chorus)
(It's also cuz) santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
(Bridge)
Yah sometimes I wish he was alive
Wanna feel that feeling I haven’t felt since I was five
And maybe sometimes deep down in my soul
I believe he’s alive livin in the North Pole
(Verse)
(Nah I’m trippin) cuz santa ain't real
Yah I know How You Feel
It was a plan by the government to make little kids behave
It wasn't cool
How they had us fooled
I'm sorry you had to hear it this way
X2