My Seven Bizzos Clean Version by 2 Live Crew Lyrics
[Note: Brother Marquis does all the verses.]
My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then I diss her
On Tuesday there's Theresa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!"
I said "Bet!" with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe
Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
I really didn't know her but I rode her like Rover
I rode her so good till the bike fell over
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool
Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a teaser
She knows what I like, and that's to please her
On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my Jacuzzi
She says my satisfaction is her only duty
She takes a drink, then she starts to freak
She's the kind of female that makes your knees weak
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos..
On Sunday there's Connie, who messed with Slick Ronnie
A material girl, who's out for the money
She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
She claims she's Jamaican, but she's European
Now all these girls belong to one player
A true blue brother better known as a slayer
Now if you ain't heard you better go tell your mother
That your sister's being slayed by Marquis your brother
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos..
My seven bizzos...
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Monday there's Melissa, I like to be with her
I get all her money and, a-then I diss her
On Tuesday there's Theresa, she's my homeroom teacher
She said, "After school, I would love to meet you!"
I said "Bet!" with no regret
Because a night with her was one I wouldn't forget
So then I told all my homies and they all called me phony
And said I was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
But they soon found out, and now they all believe
Cause every Tuesday after school, me and her would leave
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Wednesday there's Wanda, who looks like Jane Fonda
She said she likes bikes, so I put her on my Honda
I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
She done what I asked right from the start
I really didn't know her but I rode her like Rover
I rode her so good till the bike fell over
But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool
Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
But me and her both know all the facts
She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos...
On Thursday there's Trina, her perfume lingers
She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
On Friday there's Frances, who likes to take chances
When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
She's my own private skeezer, she's not a teaser
She knows what I like, and that's to please her
On Saturday there's Susie, who likes my Jacuzzi
She says my satisfaction is her only duty
She takes a drink, then she starts to freak
She's the kind of female that makes your knees weak
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos..
On Sunday there's Connie, who messed with Slick Ronnie
A material girl, who's out for the money
She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
She claims she's Jamaican, but she's European
Now all these girls belong to one player
A true blue brother better known as a slayer
Now if you ain't heard you better go tell your mother
That your sister's being slayed by Marquis your brother
My seven bizzos...(2x)
Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
My seven bizzos..