Bingus generator by +vaguecity+ Lyrics

I probably shouldn't be listening to Channel F right now, but fuck it

Sometimes I question my life, then I realize it’s useless
I pretend to think deeply but in reality I'm clueless
And if someone told you that I'm competent writing these songs
Then I’m pretty sure that they were 100% wrong

I am a natural disaster
Feet stuck in plaster
Professional rat bastard
And the bugs tell me I shouldn't brag about it

I am a cute little fraud
Well, according to the frogs
The bees have nothing to say
They rarely talk anyway
Maybe I'll live in a log
In "Alcohol and Drug Abuse Bog"
A subsection of that one lake
(Thanks, Kill Bill)
I am a natural disaster
Feet stuck in plaster
Professional rat bastard
And the bugs tell me I shouldn't brag about it
Maybe I shouldn't brag about it