SELFISH SLUT by $WAGGOT Lyrics

Bite your tongue inside and then open your mouth look what you got
A little bit of lube but not really cos it just dries you out
Just kidding i dont really participate in that scary stuff
But when you write about it it sounds so edgy as fuck

Mostly i’m okay, if you maybe just wanna play
You can go home at eight, it’ll still be your birthday
We can shower together and youll be off on your way
I promise i’ll never say that you were in my bed today

Tell all your friends about how you love eating pussy
And then whisper to your girlfriend that you want to eat her pussy
And finger her pussy and pretend to get pushy
When everybody’s looking cos then nobody is looking

For you to drop your wrists and look at boys’ fists
And accidentally lisp and accidentally miss
When you’re blackout drunk off of water and cum
And some boxer briefs full of pheromones

It’s funny how you spend so much time at the gym working out
And everybody thinks that you do it to make her happy but
Nothing turns you on like a locker room while you sweat it out
The truth is that you really are nothing but a selfish slut