PSEUDOINTELLECTUAL by $WAGGOT Lyrics

I don't really like these words
I just like they way i feel when i make 'em work
Do it for the 'gram
Do it to exert my dominance over these nerds

'cos i'm a stupid homosexual
Pseudointellectual
Clues are all contextual
Nothing to dissect at all

There is nothing of interest here
No revelations or revolutionary bright ideas

Shed a tear if i dare
Wouldn't wanna appear
To be a wackass sad boy
As if i really care
As if i'm not more scared
Of being called a faggot
A fakeass bad kid
Or unattractive
Real or imagined
Same amount of damage
Pants down caught flaccid
I'm real old fashioned
I prefer my cyberbullying
In comics sans
Bold and italic
All caps so i know it's real
Baby tell me how you really feel
You coulda channeled all that try-hard zeal
And ugliness into some semi-interesting art, like, for real
Instead of polluting my atmosphere

Calling me a stupid homosexual
Pseudointellectual
Clues are all contextual
Nothing to dissect at all

And i don't disagree at all
I operate primarily on levels superficial

Thank you for the offer but i don't need any help
I read a wikipiedia article in 2012
So you see i'm more than qualified to analyze myself
I write my own lyrics AND my own psych evals!

Yeah there is a lot of things wrong with me
Just not any of the things i want it to be
Ironically i really am a little crazy
Entirely 'cos i wanted to be
But as my therapist used to repeat:

"i mean, what IS normal?"
Am i that horrible?
Behavior deplorable?
Absolutely incorrigible?
I don't really like these words
I just like the way they feel when i make 'em work