FANFIC by $WAGGOT Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You're so surreal to me but
You're the shit I can't make up
And whenever we fuck
I'm on cloud nine in love

You're unreal, you're like a celebrity to me
A little bit closer to God, a little bit of royalty
A little bit scary to touch, a little cold to me
So pretty and I feel so ugly

[Pre-Chorus]
Another level a step above a class act
A golden aura that glows like a stack of cash
A mere mortal to your biblical laugh
A clear puddle when you smile like that

[Chorus]
When I talk about you it
Feels like writing a fanfic
I guess you're just so perfect
I know no one believes it
[Verse 2]
A character that I write about on my Tumblr
A false idol I worship, and I am humbler
A name on a page, and I am of age
To be way too old for this imagining
Raging hormones in my delusional brain
I wish it would rain, so that I have an excuse
To just keep you and stay in bed all day
And you would like it that way
You would like anything I say

[Pre-Chorus]
Another level a step above a class act
A golden aura that glows like a stack of cash
A mere mortal to your biblical laugh
A clear puddle when you smile like that

[Chorus]
When I talk about you it
Feels like writing a fanfic
I guess you're just so perfect
I know no one believes it

When I talk about you it
Feels like writing a fanfic
I guess you're just so perfect
I know no one believes it