Songs by Footprints in the Custard
- Battlemuff
- Beer Goggles
- Blob Bunnies
- Blue Waffle
- Bouncy Bouncy
- Bums
- C.L.I.T. Commander
- Close Enough to Clunge
- Death Fucked By A Bear Walking In The Air Parody
- Desperate Urges
- Dick Pics
- Dont Be a Cunt
- Every Std In The Book
- F In The C
- Fade Away
- Gail Platter Ready Steady Fuck
- Hanging with David Carridine
- Heat of the Moment
- It’ll Be Fine
- Jizzbolt
- Love Custard
- Love Custard II: The Second Coming
- Making the Eight
- Me and My Chipboard
- Me And My Ironing Board
- Merlin in Berlin
- Motherfucking Hangover
- My Grannys a Gusher
- On The Internet
- Party Metal
- Ride My Little Pony Ride
- Rohypnol Romance
- Send Me West
- Sexual Harrisment
- Snaggy Bob the Beekeeper
- Space Force
- Strain Your Heart Out
- Swallow Or It’s Going In Your Eye
- Sympathy Lick
- Taking the Black
- Tequila Nips
- The Ballad Of Kelly
- The Bar at the End of the World
- The Curse
- The Descent of Decency
- The Fappening
- The Great Outdoors
- The Horn
- The Paul Taylor Experience
- The Pickleweasel
- Things I Would Do Sexually To Hayley Williams
- Thundercunt
- Up Your Altar
- Ureaka I’ve Done It
- Waltz of the Bear
- Wank
- Wankclaw
- Wasted
- When Santa Spaffed in My Stocking
- Willies Are for Weeing
- Year of the Weasel